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EATS, SHOOTS & LEAVES by Lynne Truss
The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws agun and fires two shots in the air."Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. Thepanda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over hisshoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation."PANDA. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats,shoots and leaves."
The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws agun and fires two shots in the air."Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. Thepanda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over hisshoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation."PANDA. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats,shoots and leaves."
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